What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Maybe leave out

Your going to be alright just relax

Innocent before proven guilty

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

I don't like religions.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

This isn't going to, hurt.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But this is not

Bible.. Hm.?

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?